Books with title Awesome Good Clean Jokes for Kids

Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?A. A nervous wreck.Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?A. LaunchKnock, knock.Who’s there?Diesel.Diesel who?Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright.Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.

Bob Phillips’ original GOOD CLEAN JOKES FOR KIDS was such a hit that the master jokester has scoured the earth (well, not quite) for even more crazy riddles, puns, knock-knocks, wisecracks, and tongue twisters. Enjoy them alone or try them out on unsuspecting friends, parents, and youth leaders:Q. What do you call a ship that lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes?A. A nervous wreck.Q. What is an astronaut’s favorite meal?A. LaunchKnock, knock.Who’s there?Diesel.Diesel who?Diesel all make you laugh if you aren’t very bright.Totally awesome fun! For kids of all ages.

Are You Tired of Downloading so called kids Joke books only to find the Jokes are not as pure as you expected. Peter MacDonald Has taken the time to make sure you don't have that experience.Buy this book and you will have a load of Good Clean Fun with your Kids.Best knock knock Jokes for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes for kids, Knock Knock jokes.Best Joke Book For Kids volume 2 is illustrated in Full Color and it is a great knock knock joke book for kids. Best Joke Book for Kids series is styled for as kids grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles.Best Knock Knock Jokes for kids with over 120 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adults laughing for some time.

All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books.Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest.The Cologne Ranger.Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.

"Who's there?" is the best set up line in comedy history. Now kids of all ages can knock hilarious jokes out of the fun park. Friends, family, and fellow-jokesters will be rolling in the aisles with laughter and secretly taking notes.This collection of the crazy and zany is from Bob Phillips—which means everyone who hears these comic gems will laugh hysterically and fall to the ground in awe of the most awesome knock-knocks ever invented.

The Essential Joke Book for Kids! Packed with 400 funniest classic and new jokes about School, Animals, Sports, Nature, Geography, Monsters, Food, Holidays and many others, this book will have kids laughing out loud for ages!Q: What happened to the plant in math class?A: It grew square roots.Q: Why didn’t the skeleton eat spicy food?A: He didn’t have the stomach for it.Q: What do you call security guards in a Samsung store?A: Guardians of the Galaxy!Q: Why didn't the dog want to play football?A: Because it was a boxer!Q: What has a spiked tail, plates on its back, and 16 wheels?A: A dinosaur on roller skates!Q: Why should a bowling alley be quiet?A: So you can hear a pin drop!Q: Why don’t you see penguins in Great Britain?A: Because they’re afraid of Wales.Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a hamburger?A: A big MAC!Q: Why shouldn’t you tell secrets on a farm?A: Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk.Q: What did the triangle say to the circle?A: You are so pointless."From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere!"~Dr. Seuss*Buy the print version of this book and get Kindle edition for FREE*

All-around funny man and bestselling author Bob Phillips is at it again with another crazy collection of zany fun that will leave youngsters rolling on the floor. Zany and Brainy Good Clean Jokes for Kids follows in the fun footsteps of Bob’s other popular kid-friendly joke books.Who wears a mask, smells good, and rides a horse? I don’t have the foggiest.The Cologne Ranger.Sure to keep the hilarity coming, these good clean jokes will widen the smiles of readers of all ages.

The king of comedic timing and punch lines, Bob Phillips, is back to share a clowning collection of jokes for kids of all generations. The humor factor is huge for each and every riddle, trick, and jovial joke in this gathering of fun.Whether a reader is ready to riddle or rhyme to infuse family time with something out of the ordinary, this inspiring resource of rollicking fun is for wise-crackers and anyone eager to laugh the time away.

What can steer a parent toward insanity faster than the phrase "Are we there yet?"...the words "Knock, Knock," of course. Bob Phillips, comic genius, has mastered a gathering of knock, knock jokes that will have kids laughing hysterically--and parents just plain hysterical--but a family that knock, knocks together, grows together. Knock, Knock Who's There? Olive. Olive who? Olive to tell knock-knock jokes. Hours of entertainment in one simple resource is the best deal in town.